lol happy early 8th bday imperium
pokemon go is so wild to me like…. pokemon is real. people are behaving as if pokemon is real. “I’m out of pokeballs so i gotta walk to the nearest pokestop to get more” “oh wait for me i have some lures we can use” like what. augmented reality has become reality. the future is now
and you’re reading text like
“yeah he said to me [blank] and I was like but my name is [blank blank] and [probably a curse word] and [blank] your mother what a [blank]. I [blank blank] the part where [blank] sauces [blank] birds echo [long string of cultural phrase where I only understand every third word and I’m pretty sure they’re not talking about red oranges but dammit it READS like red oranges] and I [RANDOM ENGLISH WORD] how about you?”
the most underrated Vintage Tumblr Meme is that audio post that’s just what makes you beautiful but with laughs
the oompa loompas are a greek chorus
First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.
(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…
(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I’ve got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to come~
